Puppy, Puppy, Puppy With A Tutu

I just couldn't describe Damon's Pictionary drawing any better than Caroline, so I decided to subject you to some more very bad fan art. You're welcome. Without further ado, here is my finger-drawn Puppy Puppy Puppy With A Tutu, a la Damon Salvatore.

The Vampire Diaries, episode 2-1, "The Return" - Theme Song!

Theme Song!

For posterity: John Sebastian's "Welcome Back" (Welcome Back Kotter theme)

Why I'm Not Getting More Upset About Elena's Friendship With Damon

Long ago and far away, kerfucalypse broke out in the Veronica Mars fandom.

My Buffy friends and I pointed and laughed. Then we committed intentionally bad fan art. My most favorite piece is this icon from my friend Denise:

Denise's birthday is coming up this week. Happy Birthday, Denise!

The Vampire Diaries, episode 1-21, "Isobel" - Theme Song(s)!

Theme Song(s)!





For Posterity: Opening theme from How I Met Your Mother; "Hey Beautiful" (excerpt) by The Solids


(For this next one, the pun is just a bonus)

For posterity: "Mamma Mia" by Abba

The Vampire Diaries, episode 1-20, "Blood Brothers" - Theme Song(s)!

Theme Song(s)!

For Damon & Katherine; Elena & Stefan; Stefan & his favorite crittertarian meal; and (yes, I'm hiding my head as I type this) Anna and Jeremy:



For posterity: "Puppy Love" by The Osmond Brothers



And 'cause Youtube sent me on a sentimental Osmond tear, here's one from Stefan to Elena, when she visits him in detox dungeon:



For posterity: "Go Away Little Girl" by The Osmonds this song used to make me cry when I was a tiny little girl



This one goes out as a big "thank you" from Stefan to Dean Winchester, for the single, perfect manly tear:



For posterity: "Tracks of My Tears" by Smokey Robinson and the Miracles



And, finally, in continuation of our Johnny Cash mini-theme, I give you the man in black:



For posterity: "Folsom Prison Blues" by Johnny Cash

(Stef licked his daddy's gut blood, just to watch him die...)

Wordle for My Review of The Vampire Diaries, episode 1-20, "Blood Brothers"

Based on my review at TelevisionWithoutPity.com.

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The Vampire Diaries, episode 1-19, "Miss Mystic Falls" - Theme Song!

Theme Song!

A double-header for Stefan, for obvious reasons.

For posterity: "Paxilback" by Gray Kid (parody of Justin Timberlake's Sexyback)

And...

For posterity: "God's Gonna Cut You Down" by Johnny Cash



BONUS CLIP:

Here's Elena and Damon, dancing to Within Temptation's "All I Need." Was the music wrong for a waltz? Too loud for this scene? Let me know in the comments, that is if you can type at all, after watching the hotness that is their dance.



Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to take a cold shower.

The Vampire Diaries, episode 1-18, "Under Control" - Theme Song!

Stefan thinks this is his theme song:



(For posterity: Janet Jackson's "Control")


But Damon knows the truth:



(For posterity: Johnny Cash's cover of "Hurt")

The Vampire Diaries, episode 1-17, "Let The Right One In" - Theme Song!

Poor Stefan. Poor Elena. Poor Anna. Poor Jeremy. Poor Caroline. Poor Matt. Poor everyone.



For posterity: "Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash

The Vampire Diaries, episode 1-6, "There Goes The Neighborhood" - Theme Song!

For the Germ:



For posterity: "Changes" - David Bowie.

A Headless Horseman On The Vampire Diaries?

BEFORE AFTER

When she was first leaving Trudie's, did anyone else think Elena was being stalked by the headless horseman?

Just me, then.

The Vampire Diaries, episode 1-15, "A Few Good Men" - Theme Song(s)! - Reader's Choice

This week, I submit to you two extremely different theme song options for The Vampire Diaries, episode 1-15: "A Few Good Men."

Option 1:



For posterity: Paul Simon's "Mother and Child Reunion." Based on the lyrics, it seemed the perfect choice:

Oh I would not give you false hope

On this strange and mournful day

But the mother and child reunion

Is only a motion away.

It's a nod to the sorrow and strangeness surrounding Elena's life, and also to the breakneck speed at which The Vampire Diaries resolves plots.

And then I had some coffee and completely changed my mind. Hence...

Option 2:

For posterity: "It's Raining Men" by The Weather Girls. To explain would be to over-explain, yes?